Saturday, 27 September 2014
What a most interesting day I have had!
If you look really carefully you can see a most lovely shade of 'primer paint'.
You see, my pets in the house next door are painting my new climbing station in their front garden (aka new brick wall). I went to view their progress and became somewhat perplexed when the woman pet chased me away from my inspection.
The 2 boy pets seemed to be doing a reasonable job but I really needed to see what was going on.
Anyway, I can confirm that they have missed s bit (as you can see from my paws).
I have heard that there will be more painting do they might get the missed bits then; furthermore, there will more opportunity to get my front paws painted to match ..........
Picasso, Monet have nothing on me!!
Wednesday, 24 September 2014
Well, I thought yesterday might end well, as the tall boy pet looked like he was going to play with me. I made sure that he knew I wanted to play, I tripped him up, ran in front of him as he went upstairs - and all I got was a RED DOT - I mean, what does a girl have to do to get some attention round here? A RED DOT - REALLY.
This morning began slightly better, although it was clearly because it was all of my own making. I created 'the spot'. I posed in the spot. I positioned myself at the best angle possible in order to accentuate my stripes and my ears and my beautiful elegant tale.
I have noticed mind you, that the normally sealed door way was opened. I have not mentioned this before, but I have been practising a 'mind control' technique on the Man Hunan as I do not think he likes me. This involves a series of specialised 'kitty waves' sent via 'kitty thoughts'. I do not intend to change his opinion of me, because quite frankly I am indifferent to his feelings, but, what I intend to do, via mind control, is to manipulate him into giving me access to previously inaccessible areas of my home. Early indications are positive as this mornings picture indicates.
As you can see, the mind control seems to be having some effects on the Woman human too as I had access (albeit brief) to a plate with some salmon on. I managed to use the power of cuteness followed by stealth. I also find that the wider my pupils are, the further I get access to what I want, I will develop this over the coming days.
I also am unsure as to my original reasons for starting my blog - I think it was to do with another pet that left . : . : I forget now. I must focus on the 'kitty waves' and developing their range and strength - I am hoping the salmon will help.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014
Well, it's day 4 and I am trying to move on I really am but REALLY, REALLY?
Where does that Woman pet get off thinking that some scraggy (OLD) pink dressing gown is s substitute for my favourite girl pet (I say girl but she isn't I don't think, she's just small like me).
Anyway - the squishy spot has now gone from the very warm attic space, the warmest room in the house and she moves it all around WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? Not to mention that my pet WILL return WHERE ON EARTH IS SHE GOING TO SLEEP??
The older boy pet is showing an interest in playing with me so I will humour him for a while before I knock the Man pets birthday cards down - I will have my vengeance for his years of apathy towards me!
Where does that Woman pet get off thinking that some scraggy (OLD) pink dressing gown is s substitute for my favourite girl pet (I say girl but she isn't I don't think, she's just small like me).
Anyway - the squishy spot has now gone from the very warm attic space, the warmest room in the house and she moves it all around WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? Not to mention that my pet WILL return WHERE ON EARTH IS SHE GOING TO SLEEP??
The older boy pet is showing an interest in playing with me so I will humour him for a while before I knock the Man pets birthday cards down - I will have my vengeance for his years of apathy towards me!
Monday, 22 September 2014
DAY 3 WITHOUT MY PET
Well, this is my third day without my pet and it's not so bad - although my warm spot has GONE.
No-one is letting me drink from the bathroom tap any more either - what is the world coming to? I need to find another ally who will turn it on for me - but I think the Man pet is set against this and will give the Women pet a hard time if she does. The 2 younger men pets might, but I will need to be discrete and make sure no-one is around when. I sneak up to ask them. If I look at them (as above) I could be onto a winner ............... I will let you know how my quest for running water goes
Saturday, 20 September 2014
First day without my pet
Today was my first day without my pet.
I cannot be sure where she is, but the warm spot where I sit first thing in the morning seems to have moved.
I have also noticed that the 'dangly' things called 'necklaces' seem to have gone as well and so now not only do I not have a warm spot, but I have nothing to play with.
There are other pets in my house, but they remain untested.
I shall remain while they continue to feed me I suppose - it's getting colder outside and the heating may come on soon so it'll be worth hanging around until the springl
I cannot be sure where she is, but the warm spot where I sit first thing in the morning seems to have moved.
I have also noticed that the 'dangly' things called 'necklaces' seem to have gone as well and so now not only do I not have a warm spot, but I have nothing to play with.
There are other pets in my house, but they remain untested.
I shall remain while they continue to feed me I suppose - it's getting colder outside and the heating may come on soon so it'll be worth hanging around until the springl
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)







