I am very sorry I haven't blogged for a while - as you can see I have been kinda busy.

 

I have tested the bed, the chair and the sofa but I have an exciting new spot that I am currently testing.  Its a good job as the outside seems to have gone wet and I am NOT a happy kitty.  This could be it for me for another maybe 5 months, so getting the right 'spot' is crucial.

 

I miss my pet!

 

New spot!   Check me out!  Ain't I CUTE? 

 

Updates:

1.  Brain washing with grown up pets is progressing.

2.  Man pet still hates me.

3.  No treats - so I threw up on little pets MATHS book - think I am in BIG trouble - good job I am  CUTE!

 

 

 

 

It has been a sleepy few days so there hasn't been anything to tell really.

I have continued to practice mind control techniques with my pets; I think the man pet is under my control now as there seems to be open access to the soft squishy spot when he goes out in the morning. The woman pet is proving to be more problematic however. As soon as I get settled in that 'sweet spot' there is noise coming from the box at the side of my squishy spot and she get up and my cocoon goes 'poof'.  I intend to develop the skills of mind control so there is no noise coming from the box so she stays in my squishy spot so I can lean on her.

 

GET ME!!

 

This was an unexpected development in my quest of mind control. The woman pet left the door open of her giant wheel thing.

 

I think I know what I need to do in order to take control of the giant wheel thing, it looks easy enough. 

 

I was reminded too of the girl pet today - she has gone away. I don't know where but the man and woman pet, I think, have taken her somewhere away from me as our minds were melded and so she was completely under my mind control. I heard the man pet telling her off more than once - something about 'smells' and 'b****y cat'. Now, I don't know what he was referring too, but I will defend the girl pet to 'the end' because she NEVER smells.

 

I will share more mind control stories as they happen, but if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry as it might mean I have control and access to the giant wheel thing!!



What a most interesting day I have had!

If you look really carefully you can see a most lovely shade of 'primer paint'.

You see, my pets in the house next door are painting my new climbing station in their front garden (aka new brick wall). I went to view their progress and became somewhat perplexed when the woman pet chased me away from my inspection.

The 2 boy pets seemed to be doing a reasonable job but I really needed to see what was going on.

Anyway, I can confirm that they have missed s bit (as you can see from my paws).

I have heard that there will be more painting do they might get the missed bits then; furthermore, there will more opportunity to get my front paws painted to match ..........

Picasso, Monet have nothing on me!!

 

Well, I thought yesterday might end well, as the tall boy pet looked like he was going to play with me.  I made sure that he knew I wanted to play, I tripped him up, ran in front of him as he went upstairs - and all I got was a RED DOT - I mean, what does a girl have to do to get some attention round here?  A RED DOT - REALLY.

 

This morning began slightly better, although it was clearly because it was all of my own making. I created 'the spot'.  I posed in the spot.  I positioned myself at the best angle possible in order to accentuate my stripes and my ears and my beautiful elegant tale.

 

I have noticed mind you, that the normally sealed door way was opened.  I have not mentioned this before, but I have been practising a 'mind control' technique on the Man Hunan as I do not think he likes me.  This involves a series of specialised 'kitty waves' sent via 'kitty thoughts'.  I do not intend to change his opinion of me, because quite frankly I am indifferent to his feelings, but, what I intend to do, via mind control, is to manipulate him into giving me access to previously inaccessible areas of my home.  Early indications are positive as this mornings picture indicates.

 

 

 

 

As you can see, the mind control seems to be having some effects on the Woman human too as I had access (albeit brief) to a plate with some salmon on. I managed to use the power of cuteness followed by stealth. I also find that the wider my pupils are, the further I get access to what I want,  I will develop this over the coming days.

 

I also am unsure as to my original reasons for starting my blog - I think it was to do with another pet that left . : . : I forget now.  I must focus on the 'kitty waves' and developing their range and strength - I am hoping the salmon will help.

Well, it's day 4 and I am trying to move on I really am but REALLY, REALLY?

Where does that Woman pet get off thinking that some scraggy (OLD) pink dressing gown is s substitute for my favourite girl pet (I say girl but she isn't I don't think, she's just small like me).

Anyway - the squishy spot has now gone from the very warm attic space, the warmest  room in the house and she moves it all around WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? Not to mention that my pet WILL return WHERE ON EARTH IS SHE GOING TO SLEEP??

The older boy pet is showing an interest in playing with me so I will humour him for a while before I knock the Man pets birthday cards down - I will have my vengeance for his years of apathy towards me!

DAY 3 WITHOUT MY PET

Well, this is my third day without my pet and it's not so bad - although my warm spot has GONE. 

No-one is letting me drink from the bathroom tap any more either - what is the world coming to?  I need to find another ally who will turn it on for me - but I think the Man pet is set against this and will give the Women pet a hard time if she does.  The 2 younger men pets might, but I will need to be discrete and make sure no-one is around when. I sneak up to ask them.  If I look at them (as above) I could be onto a winner ...............  I will let you know how my quest for running water goes

First day without my pet

Today was my first day without my pet.
I cannot be sure where she is, but the warm spot where I sit first thing in the morning seems to have moved.
I have also noticed that the 'dangly' things called 'necklaces' seem to have gone as well and so now not only do I not have a warm spot, but I have nothing to play with.
There are other pets in my house, but they remain untested.

I shall remain while they continue to feed me I suppose - it's getting colder outside and the heating may come on soon so it'll be worth hanging around until the springl